No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorate your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug!
(and, of course, fully returnable!)
THIS IS AN ELECTRONIC HUG. YOU'RE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO PASS IT ON FOR ONCE, NO BAD LUCK WILL BEFALL YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT TO OR DON'T HAVE TIME TO KEEP THIS THING MOVING.
HOWEVER, MOST PEOPLE HAVE SOMEONE THEY WANT TO HUG. SO, WHY NOT TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL A LITTLE BETTER?
THIS CAN BE SENT TO SOMEONE WHO YOU KNOW NEEDS A REALLY GOOD, WARM HUG...OLD BEST FRIENDS, NEW BEST FRIENDS, PARENTS, ANYONE... IN THIS DAY AND AGE OF BOMBINGS, GUNFIGHTS, DEADLINES AND HATRED, I THINK THAT MOST PEOPLE COULD USE A GOOD HUG. SO SMILE... YOU'VE JUST BEEN E-HUGGED